what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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