Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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