Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
It's just like the Real World with babies
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
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