I can tuck mytits in my pants
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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