from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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