"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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