I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
they need to just BURY HIM!
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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