I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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