When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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