...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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