Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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