I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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