Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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