Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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