the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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