I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Randomize
