I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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