what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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