Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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