I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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