tell your sister to shave her snatch
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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