Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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