so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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