: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So drunk its hurt
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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