Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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