sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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