you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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