I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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