Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I touched a dick in church today
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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