I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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