My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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