We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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