Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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