Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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