So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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