Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
that is very illegal...i love you.
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