that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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