Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Randomize
