On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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