o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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