my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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