I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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