Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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