He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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