I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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