Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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