So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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