This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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