Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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