Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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