how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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