You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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