yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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