I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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