He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
This is the high leading the old right now
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
