love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Randomize
