Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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