Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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