YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Im part way to drunk.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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